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Santa “You Ain’t Getting Shit” Christmas T-Shirt

Santa “You Ain’t Getting Shit” Christmas T-Shirt

Regular price $29.99 USD
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This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee brings holiday snark to everyday wear. The soft, broken-in cotton and warm dye give the shirt a lived-in feel from day one, while the bold vintage-style Santa graphic and cheeky message make it a conversation starter at ugly sweater parties, family gatherings, or late-night gift exchanges. Lightweight but substantial, it layers easily under flannels or over long sleeves for cool-weather hangs. Wear it when you want to laugh with friends, nudge tradition with humor, or keep the mood light during chaotic holiday runs.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, breathable, and pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for enhanced durability
- Relaxed, tubular knit construction (no side seams) for clean lines and reduced fabric waste
- Available S–4XL, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²), sewn-in label, made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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